Hello Los Angeles, gametime forecast is going to be hot and sunny, with a 99.9% chance of homeruns being hit to left, center, and right field. Make sure you bring your gloves, wear eye protection, and have confidence that you can catch any homerun coming your way. The must-have Baseball tshirt for Los Angeles Fans.
Warning: This shirt will draw attention to you. Do Not engage unless it's a friendly. Fox Trout Tango..Out!